Monday, April 18, 2022

Review of Systems

Dr. Grumpy: "Do you have any other health issues?"

Mr. Toss: "On January 14, 1999, I threw up in a Taco Bell bathroom, but other than that I've been fine."

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

"It was the millennium bug."

Anonymous said...

"Which was a problem, because I meant to throw up in the Burger King bathroom."

Anonymous said...

"I was about to interview for a job there, and I was really nervous. Luckily, they hired me on the spot, because they needed someone to clean the bathroom."

Bedřich Fuzzybank said...

"I remember the exact date, because I was taking my wife out for a special dinner to celebrate our 25th wedding anniversary."

Anonymous said...

"And that was how I first heard 'I'm Your Angel.'"

Anonymous said...

"And to think that, a few hours earlier, I'd been so excited about the opportunity to attend a special preview screening of 'The Phantom Menace.'"

Packer said...

Ok, I’ll bite…..

Anonymous said...

That's a pretty good run of not being sick.

Anonymous said...

Never having vomited before, it was quite startling and unexpected, but thankfully I happened to be in the restroom when it occurred.

Anonymous said...

I told them the Taco Bell restroom was a bad place for an exorcism. But did they listen to me? Nooooo, they didn't. They said that just because I'm possessed by thirteen demons from the third circle of hell that I don't qualify as an expert to make that decision. Sheesh.

 
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