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He did show me some really cool guns he brought with him, though.
You can do some damage with those pitch forks.
"Ah'm Old Mac Donald, and THIS here's mah farm. E-AH-E-AH-O, motherfucker!"
This reminds of a joke:
Why were the three Wise Men carrying hoses and wearing portable respirators?
Because they came from a far.
He does, however, have a petting zoo in the back yard.
He doesn't have a farm, nor access to a farm, but he has firearms and access to such 24/7!
So is a farm a very short firearm, say something with a 2" barrel? :)
Ah yes, the Magic Dragon.
"Her mother is ailing and lives in a rest home" became "Her mother is an alien and lives in a restaurant."
Having no access to a farm is precisely the reason his produce must be purchased in a local grocery store.
methinks marijuana farms
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