Thursday, October 3, 2019

Mary's desk

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary."

Ms. Call: "Hi, I'm trying to reach Dr. Freenbeen."

Mary: "He doesn't work here, this is Dr. Grumpy's office. Let me look up Dr. Freenbeen's number for you."

Ms. Call: "I already have it. I can't reach him. That's why I called you."

Mary: "Oh... We're not affiliated with that office at all."

Ms. Call: "Yes, but I still need to reach them. I can't get through. The internet says you're both neurology offices, so I figured you'd have a way to."

Mary: "No, we don't"

Ms. Cell: "There isn't some secret network that connects you people? I saw that on the internet, too."

Mary: "There is no such thing. I have the same phone numbers you do."

Ms. Cell: "You people are so unhelpful."



bobbie said...

Another raise for Mary, me thinks!!!

Anonymous said...

Your office staff should get combat pay for what they put up with.

Anonymous said...

You say neurology, I say telepathy, let's call the whole thing off. . .

ndenunz said...

Thank Mary for keeping the Receptionist's Code and not revealing that the secret network truly exists.

gloriap said...

Mary: "There's a seekrit number that will connect to every doctor in the country but I won't give it to you because you are unworthy."

William said...

No wonder you are Grumpy!

Anonymous said...

"Dr" Grumpy isn't on the secret neurologist network. Must be a yak-herder in disguise.

Anonymous said...

Unwittingly, we pharmacists have found we're in on that seekwrit ESP network, too. Though, it's so so secret, no one's let us know the password, yet.

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