Wednesday, December 19, 2018

2018 Holiday gift guide

Those old enough will remember Rockwell's 1980's hit "Some Random Guy is Watching Me."

Wait? That wasn't the title? Never mind.

But if you have a friend who has delusions of that sort, you can order this for them:





The "Old Asian Man Wall Decal" (seriously, that's what it's called) is available from a number of websites for people wanting to add it to their home's atmosphere. Or something.

5 comments:

Astrolabe Silverwax said...

I think the actual title of the song was "I Can Get Michael Jackson to Sing Backup Because My Father Is the Head of Motown Records."

Anonymous said...

If you have something like a coffee bar that operates on the honor system, the poster could pay for itself:

https://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/10/magazine/10section1C.t-3.html

clairesmum said...

Wait, he's not OLD!

Anonymous said...

When you were a kid, you put up posters of teen idols and sports stars, but now that you're all grown up, you're looking for something a little more mature...

Anonymous said...

The Amazon reviews of this are the best thing you'll read all day.

 
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