But they felt the need to text it to me:
Tuesday, October 21, 2014
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But they felt the need to text it to me:
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The kids had a healthy breakfast of Costco chocolate muffins yesterday, one of which had a minor defect.
But they felt the need to text it to me:
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
But they felt the need to text it to me:
Welcome to my whining!
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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14 comments:
The real question is whether or not they ate it.
Did they wait 4 hours before notification to the Dr.
Costco muffins. Now with Viagra.
My bologna has a first name
It's C-O-W, COW
My bologna has a second name
It's L-I-P-S LIPS
Oh, I hate to eat it every day
And if you ask my why I'll say
'Cause Oscar Meyer has a way
of getting past the FDA
Why are children so obsessed with things of this nature? I apparently was a strange child, because I was not obsessed with such things. My brother was, so I thought perhaps it was a boy thing. *shrugs* Still, I got a good laugh out of it.
The makers of the "American Pie" movies now bring you..."American Muffin!"
Everyone remembers the first time that they look at a muffin only to find a wiener...
Do you know the muffin man?
Moose, that was beautiful.
Thank God for the daily laugh. Toe to toe, Dr Grumpy beats benzos for the anxiety produced by my job hands down. Do a study, get yourself patented and you could charge $50/hit to the site...payable by all major health insurance companies.
My inner child came out and I laughed. Loved it!
The question is...Did the good doctor laugh?
I did.
It not only has a wiener but it has a wiener with chocolate chips! Thanks for the laughs
LaB
Looks more like a tentacle to me.
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