Friday, January 13, 2012

Corey Hart, where are you?

Dr. Grumpy: "You're looking better today."

Mrs. FosterGrant: "Well I don't feel any better! I have a horrible migraine today. Look at me! I'm even having to wear my sunglasses indoors!"

Dr. Grumpy: "Uh, you don't have sunglasses on."

Mrs. Fostergrant: "I don't?" (feels face, then rummages through purse, puts on sunglasses) "Now I do! See? I feel awful!"

14 comments:

Tracy said...

now give me some percocet!

Anonymous said...

that's the exact plot i'd see in sitcoms :p

Anonymous said...

was she wearing leg warmers too?

Science Marches On said...

Migraine-induced a-sunglass-agnosia. A new neurologic syndrome.

Haven said...

I would have gone with, "I'm not? Why is it so dark!" for the recovery.

Anonymous said...

He's Canadian, so these days you can probably find him working at Mr. Sub or Tim Horton's, eh?

thethingspatientssay said...

I'm going to go ahead and guess that only demerol or dilaudid works for their migraines, too.

SeaSideRobin said...

Same vein:
"Where is my hat"
"You're wearing it."

Nancy said...

She gives us that do have migraines a bad name. Thanks, Mrs. FosterGrant.

Technically Insane said...

I concur Nancy! I cant even drive with bad Migraines!!

History Doc said...

She must be on Dopamax.

Drugs and Deli said...

She ask you for pain pills?

Fiz said...

Where do you find them, Dr G? Or where do they find you?

Vicki said...

In defense of more functional migraineurs like my mom (I gave up driving years ago because of inherited constant migraines), it actually is possible to drive with a migraine, just as long as you aren't at a 10/10 and can look in all directions. My neuro/headache specialist would love to make me drive again because it promotes developing those concentration skills I'm afraid of not having enough of when I'm hurting too much.

 
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