Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Losses

Mary: "Let me give you these forms... Here's a pen... can I get a copy of your insurance card?"

Mrs. Card: "No."

Mary: "Do you have it with you?"

Mrs. Card: "Yes, but I don't know Dr. Grumpy yet. Can I give it to you after the visit, if I think he deserves to get paid?"

14 comments:

Packer said...

Get the &*(# out of here!

I can answer that one from here.

Anonymous said...

I think Dr. Grumpy should not see this patient. This is trouble brewing from the git go.

Anonymous said...

"Also, I get to fill in the amount."

Anonymous said...

Maybe it's all just an elaborate ruse to steal pens from doctors' offices.

Tom said...

"That's assuming Dr. Grumpy thinks you deserve to be seen."

Anonymous said...

Who's making up these last couple of stories for you, Doc? One of your kids?

Ms. Donna said...

Anon 2:42, I though the same thing. This sounds like Craig. Or Craig sounds like his dad. . .

Tarquin "R.J." Toffeebridge V said...

"And then, based on what the insurance company does, I'll decide if they deserve my premiums or not."

bobbie said...

Like in China ~ if the patient died, the doctor didn't get paid!!!

I hope Mary told her to go take a flying leap at a rolling donut!

Crazy RxMan said...

Based on the eye-popping things I've heard in retail pharmacy I can assure you that there is no doubt in my mind that this really happened. People continually amaze me on daily basis with bucket loads of stupidity.

Dontpageme said...

So how did it go when you saw her? Did she decide you were worth it?

Officer Cynical said...

"Why is there a line for a tip on my bill?"

gloriap said...

You win, Officer Cynical.

Mage said...

LMAO

 
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