Monday, May 22, 2017

Stress

Dr. Grumpy: "That's odd for you to have a seizure. Did you miss a medication dose?"

Ms. Rummage: "Yeah... Actually I haven't taken it for almost a week."

Dr. Grumpy: "Did you run out?"

Ms. Rummage: "No, I've just been really stressed out over having a garage sale."

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

"I'm concerned that some of the neighbors might notice that I'm selling their own stuff back to them."

Anonymous said...

"The owners of the garage get back in town tomorrow."

Anonymous said...

"So I decided to relieve the stress by playing a little Candy Crush, and I kind of lost track of time."

Anonymous said...

"I could really use the money, and I'm definitely never going to wear all those clothes again, but I'm a little nervous because this will be my first public appearance since transitioning from being Mr. Rummage."

Packer said...

I really stress over if I forgot to take my medication.

Anonymous said...

Antiques Roadshow really raised the bar for everyone.

Moose said...

Did she try to use her pills to pierce her ears?

Crazy RxMan said...

One time we did a garage sale at the Crazy RxMan home.

Brought in about $2,500.

We had a lot of stuff.

Anonymous said...

"People judge you by your garage sales. That's why I'm selling off all my best stuff for next to nothing- so the neighbors will think that I have even better stuff and so much money that I don't really care. But then I'm going to be broke and stuck with just my old crap. That's the price you pay for respect these days."

 
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