Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Texting with Frank

I wandered out to put stuff in my car, to discover a large penis drawn on the dirty back window.

Obviously, I need to wash my car more often.

This sort of thing generally indicates Frank is the perpetrator, so I texted him.




15 comments:

The Nurse said...

at least he's honest!

Reds Kevin said...

How do you know it's not Craig or even worst...Marie?

Anonymous said...

One time when you can honestly tell a guy size doesn't matter lmao

Anonymous said...

Excellent question. *Smirk*

Powers said...

Future urologist.

Packer said...

Don't be a Dick, make that kid wash the car.Every week . What did you have them for in the first place. Car washing, vacuum the house, mow the law. Gees gotta life coach everything these days.

Oh, yeah sit in a lawn chair with a beer and watch him mow the lawn, be sure to point out the spots he missed. It is instructional for him and a screaming good time for you.

ronstew said...

Ah, the art of negotiation.

gloria p said...

Tell Frank he is Unclear on the Concept. Car washing should clarify it a bit.

bobbie said...

Honesty and perseverance are good traits to have!!

But I must also agree with Packer ~ why else do you have them?!?!

Hildy said...

I'm with Packer on this one. If he had done that to my car, he'd wash the car all right--with his tongue.

Anonymous said...

ROTFLMAO!

Anonymous said...

Are you sure it wasn't a pension? kids are drawing pensions all over the place! Get with it, Dr. Gumby.

Anonymous said...

I have an 11 year old son. Sounds about right. And yeah, I would make him wash the car or at least hand him a bottle of windex and a roll of paper towell to clean the back window with.

BendySadness said...

Wait, I thought all consultants made interns wash their cars? Don't you just find half a dozen interns each week?!

TV may have been lying to me.

C said...

let's wait until next week when you get some other objectionable body part drawn on your car.

 
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