Don't be a Dick, make that kid wash the car.Every week . What did you have them for in the first place. Car washing, vacuum the house, mow the law. Gees gotta life coach everything these days.
Oh, yeah sit in a lawn chair with a beer and watch him mow the lawn, be sure to point out the spots he missed. It is instructional for him and a screaming good time for you.
I have an 11 year old son. Sounds about right. And yeah, I would make him wash the car or at least hand him a bottle of windex and a roll of paper towell to clean the back window with.
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at least he's honest!
How do you know it's not Craig or even worst...Marie?
One time when you can honestly tell a guy size doesn't matter lmao
Excellent question. *Smirk*
Future urologist.
Don't be a Dick, make that kid wash the car.Every week . What did you have them for in the first place. Car washing, vacuum the house, mow the law. Gees gotta life coach everything these days.
Oh, yeah sit in a lawn chair with a beer and watch him mow the lawn, be sure to point out the spots he missed. It is instructional for him and a screaming good time for you.
Ah, the art of negotiation.
Tell Frank he is Unclear on the Concept. Car washing should clarify it a bit.
Honesty and perseverance are good traits to have!!
But I must also agree with Packer ~ why else do you have them?!?!
I'm with Packer on this one. If he had done that to my car, he'd wash the car all right--with his tongue.
ROTFLMAO!
Are you sure it wasn't a pension? kids are drawing pensions all over the place! Get with it, Dr. Gumby.
I have an 11 year old son. Sounds about right. And yeah, I would make him wash the car or at least hand him a bottle of windex and a roll of paper towell to clean the back window with.
Wait, I thought all consultants made interns wash their cars? Don't you just find half a dozen interns each week?!
TV may have been lying to me.
let's wait until next week when you get some other objectionable body part drawn on your car.
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