Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, I'll take call the first weekend of the month, Dr. Cortex the second, and..."
Dr. Brain: "You'll have to put someone else on for the last weekend. My wife and I have tickets for Andrea Bocelli."
Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, I'll put Dr. Nerve on there, so if you'll take the third weekend it should all work out."
Dr. Brain: "These are FRONT ROW tickets. I paid a fortune for them."
Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, now for the following month..."
Dr. Brain: "Do you know how hard it was to get these tickets?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Um, no. Who's Andrea Bocelli?"
Dr. Brain: "A singer."
Dr. Grumpy: "I've never heard of her. Is she like Lady Gaga?"
Dr. Brain: "No! He's a man, and..."
Dr. Grumpy: "Was he the guy I saw who had a small stroke last summer? I think you said he played guitar at a coffee place?"
Dr. Brain: "I'm available any weekend the following month."