Me: "No. Am I your token Jewish doctor?"
Pause
Him: "Dude, I like you."
Friday, April 22, 2016
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Me: "No. Am I your token Jewish doctor?"
Pause
Him: "Dude, I like you."
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Him: "Am I your token black patient?"
Me: "No. Am I your token Jewish doctor?"
Pause
Him: "Dude, I like you."
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Me: "No. Am I your token Jewish doctor?"
Pause
Him: "Dude, I like you."
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
12 comments:
Shots fired and returned.
HA! Love it. :)
Good to get that out of the way!
I wish world peace and diplomacy could be that easy.
:-)
Perfect Response.
Excellent. Your wit should keep this patient happy. Chag pesach sameach, Dr. Grumpy.
Fair question, dynamite answer. Well done, Doc. Happy passover to all the Grumpies.
Bravo.
During one of my extended hospital incarcerations, the doctor in charge of my care had the weekend off (unsurprisingly). When he showed up bright and early Monday morning, I said, "Hi, Stranger!"
He responded, "Hi, Stranger Than Me!"
Well, he wasn't wrong...
Well, you are my token Mongolian Yak herder blogger.
Was you ever bit by a dead bee?
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