Speech therapist: "Of course. Do you want African or European?"
Tuesday, April 5, 2016
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Speech therapist: "Of course. Do you want African or European?"
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Dr. Grumpy: "Can I get a swallow evaluation on Mrs. Stroke, in room 63?"
Speech therapist: "Of course. Do you want African or European?"
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Speech therapist: "Of course. Do you want African or European?"
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
22 comments:
ROTFL!
I don't know..... Waaaaaaaahhhhh!
But what's her favorite color?
LOL. I just snorted my coffee.
Never a dull moment at Mercia Hospital.
Hahahahahaha! Grumpy, I laughed out loud at this. Thanks for a terrific start to my day. P.S. Was it coconut-laden?
Give that therapist a gold star!!!
Then request that they bring you a shrubbery!
Excellent!
Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
Well, she's not dead yet :D
How much of life have I missed by toiling away over the course of the last 53 years ( I started working at age 12). I think I shall spend the rest of my time making up for it. Silly cultural references escape those of us of serious mien. First order a Three Stooges binge.
http://www.armory.com/swallow.html
I love it!!!
Grumpy, watch out for the Holy Hand Grenade.
Barn!
everybody's an ornithologist
To Packer -
Definitely The Three Stooges! Also -
Monty Python and The Holy Grail
Monty Python's Life of Brian
The Princess Bride
A Fish Called Wanda
Seinfeld? at least some of the later episodes
I got myself so excited over this whole thing I ordered a copy of the DVD so I can take a Holy Grail refresher course. Should have ordered Life of Brian, too. Back to Amazon...
If she fails the evaluation, will you send her to Capistrano on St. Josephs Day?
@Packer @Teughcats
And ...
Men in Black
Some Like it Hot
The Party
Airplane
Cliff ! I meant Cliff !
You don't know how much I needed this laugh today!
This just made my day. Thank you Dr. Grumpy and thank you Speech Therapist.
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