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10 comments:
So he's not Anakin Skywalker.
Counts for E&M credit as a higher-level code.
But Heather has Two Mommies!
Sadly, in some neighborhoods that is a real accomplishment.
OKAAAAAAAaaaaaaay. . . Guess the pt was born in Nazareth or as another poster mentioned the Star Wars universe.
Ok, he's not Jesus. That's not very useful information.
I'll bet this patient eats breakfast,lunch and dinner morning,noon and night, too.
Thanks. LOL
Yet more proof that life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality rate.
That's good, because I don't know a laboratory that does midichlorian counts.
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