Friday, September 4, 2015

Rimshot

Mrs. Osteo: "I take a daily calcium supplement."

Dr. Grumpy: "Do you take vitamin D, too?"

Mrs. Osteo: "No, it's vitamin D3."


Say it aloud if it doesn't make sense.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

That sounds more like a genuinely innocent reply rather than a smart aleck remark, since vitamin D2 is the prescription strength type.

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Oh, I agree it wasn't intentional, but as soon as she said it, we both began giggling. Just a "Who's on first?" moment.

Mockingbird said...

I take Vitamin DI. It makes me as tough as a Drill Instructor. Also, it's artisanal.

Moose said...

I take vitamin R2-D2. It's full of iron.

bobbie said...

Good one, Moose!!

Anonymous said...

I take prescription vitamin D2 PO & a prescription strength compounded cream which is D3! My vitamin D is really low (9.8 w/ normal being 30-100) so I'm on an obnoxious weekly dose. Hopefully, I'll start absorbing it one route or another.

Anonymous said...

Duh, I got it now. Maybe I should really mess w/ some ole fool and say, "I take Vitamin D5!"

Happy Labor Day!

Stacey Gordon said...

I knew a urologist with a custom license plate that read: Nopcme

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I didn't get it until I said it allowed. (sorry 'bout that)

a.generic doc said...

She could have been happy to say she took the low dose form, Vitamin D-lite.

 
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