Nurse: "Hi, Dr. Grumpy. A family member for room 8 is on the line and wants to talk to you."
Dr. Grumpy: "Okay" (picks up phone) "This is Dr. Grumpy."
Mr. Little: "Hi, you were just in to see my brother, in room 8? How's he doing?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Seems to be getting better, I think he'll do well with time and physical therapy."
Mr. Little: "Is there anything I should know that you haven't told him?"
Dr. Grumpy: "No, I've gone over things pretty thoroughly."
Mr. Little: "There must be some secrets you're keeping from him that we need to be aware of."
Dr. Grumpy: "No there aren't."
Mr. Little: "I think..." (coughs)
Oddly, the patient in room 8 is heard coughing at the same time.
Dr. Grumpy: "Who is this again?"
Mr. Little: "I'm Dave, the brother of the guy in room 8."
Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, I..."
Guy on phone and patient in room 8 both have another coughing spell.
Dr. Grumpy: (sighs) "Mr. Little, I'm not hiding anything from you."
Mr. Little: "I told you! I'm not Mr. Little! I'm my brother!"