With it being a holiday weekend and the de facto end of summer... me, Pissy, and our staffs decided to all wear Hawaiian shirts last Friday.
Mr. Collar: "I can't believe you're wearing that shirt."
Dr. Grumpy: "I know, but it's Friday, and I have the long weekend off, so I thought I'd wear something relaxed."
Mr. Collar: "That's not the kind of agenda I think a doctor should be pushing."
Dr. Grumpy: "Um, that I wore a Hawaiian shirt on casual Friday?"
Mr. Collar: "No! That you're promoting marijuana use!"
Dr. Grumpy: "Huh?"
Mr. Collar: "On your shirt! You think I don't know what those are?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Um, they're palm trees."
Mr. Collar: "Do I look stupid to you?"