Friday, May 15, 2015

Patient quote du jour

"I'm allergic to any and all manufactured products, regardless of what it is or what it's made from."

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

So, I'm assuming this patient didn't arrive in a manufactured car or wear any manufactured clothes?

Anonymous said...

You should refer her to your artisinal page. She could probably make use of some of the fine hand crafted products there.

Anonymous said...

Hats off to you for not falling on the floor laughing. Does zyrtec cover this allergy?

The Condign Gentleman said...

Too bad antihistamines are manufactured.

Anonymous said...

Expanding on the first comment, can we assume that this patient walked to your office and was nude? Then again, how did he or she enter the building without touching the manufactured door knobs or handles? And did they stand in your waiting room to keep from sitting on the manufactured furniture? And finally, your examination must have been very difficult if you weren't able to use manufactured medical tools or instruments.

ndenunz said...

In medical terms, this is what we refer to as a "nutball".

gloriap said...

Were you treating her for senile dementia? I'd tell her "Good luck with that."

Anonymous said...

But is she more or less annoying than Mrs. Crass from yesterday?

J said...

I have the same problem, and am even allergic to the bubble I live in.

Sincerely,
Bubble Grammy

Moose said...

I'm allergic to stupid. Unfortunately, this means I'm sneezing all the time.

Anonymous said...

I had a pt. who said eating apples was against his religion. What religion I asked."All religions" he said.

Anonymous said...

"Which is why I can't sit on toilets. Just in case you're wondering about your bathroom floor."

Sue DeNyhm said...

So I assume that he doesnt have any issues with anything natural, such as poison ivy, nightshade, cyanide etc?

Anonymous said...

So does this patient live naked in a cave, and pay you in wild animals?

RehabNurse said...

Grumpy:

Wow! Life must be rough for this one, with all that random manufacturing of houses, food and clothing.

Must be suffering a bad case of Ludditetitis.

Anonymous said...

I think I saw this patient this week

 
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