Friday, May 29, 2015

Friday whatever

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you right or left handed?"

Mr. Vocab: "I can write with either, I'm bisexual."

Dr. Grumpy: "Um, you mean ambidextrous?"

Mr. Vocab: "Yeah, whatever it's called."

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

"I use my right hand when I'm fantasizing about girls, and my left when I'm fantasizing about guys."

Packer said...

It is called AMBISEXUAL.

a.generic doc said...

And at the grocery store he'll take either paper or plastic because he's bi-sacksual.

Stacey Gordon said...

How handy!

clairesmum said...

I am left handed but do many tasks with my right...when people say I must be ambidextrous I say that for me that word means "uncoordinated with either hand." Ambisexual, am I?! wonder what my husband will think of that.....

Anonymous said...

He's trying to tell you that he write porn.

Anonymous said...

Are you sure he wasn't telling you that he can write with either hand AND he's bisexual?

Anonymous said...

No, no, if you're ambidextrous, you can masturbate with either hand = bisexual.

nyllrap said...

Lucky guy! I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Anonymous said...

I think you mean "ambiSEXtrous".

Oh yeah.

*puts on sunglasses*

*walks away*

 
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