Ms. Pisces: "Hi, I need to get in to see Dr. Grumpy right away!"
Mary: "Well, you're in luck. We just had a cancellation, and he can see you this afternoon..."
Ms. Pisces: "Oh, no. It will have to be next week. My astrologer says the horoscope doesn't favor an appointment this week."
5 comments:
Some people just don't know the meaning of "right away".
Well, there's your first symptom. Taking astrologers seriously is clearly a sign of neurologic dysfunction.
And my Feng Shui advisor needs to know which way the entrance to your exam room faces.
Is that her general astrologer, or her neuro-astrologer?
Sure, they know the meaning of "right away". It means - I want an appointment time which is entirely of my choosing. And when I find out that I have a serious problem, and you didn't insist that I come in today to see you, I will blame you for anything that goes wrong.
Not that that ever happens.......
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