Postal clerk: "That will be $5.21... Thank you. Where are you mailing this to, sir?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Lakeside Grumpyville, about 5 miles north of here, near Main & 28th street."
Postal clerk: "Under security precautions a package of this size cannot be put on a plane, so it will have to go by ground delivery with consequent delay. Will that be ok?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Um, yeah."