Rikki: "Now... just tap next to the pill strength you'd like, and sign here..."
Dr. Grumpy: "Okay." (signs off, hands iPad back).
Rikki: "Thank you, doctor. I'd like to leave you with this booklet about Dioxnyl to review..."
Dr. Grumpy: "You've left it with me before. You've been handing it out for over a year."
Rikki: "No, it's a new one. We recently discovered an error in that booklet, and it's now been corrected."
Dr. Grumpy: "What was wrong?"
Rikki: "On the efficacy graph we had the drug vs. placebo curves switched. So it made it look like the placebo was more effective than the drug."
Dr. Grumpy: (giggling) "Your company has been using a booklet erroneously showing your drug was worthless for over a year and no one realized it until now?"
Rikki: "Um, yes. Have a nice day." (drops booklet on desk, leaves)
Mary: "Did you ever notice that?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Hell no. But it's nice to know nobody else reads them, either."