I walk into the nurse's station, looking for the chart. One of the nurses is on the phone, looks up at me, and says, "Doctor, it's for you."
She shoves the receiver into my ear and disappears into a room with a blinking call light.
Dr. Grumpy: "Uh, hello?"
Voice: "What do you think of her?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Who is this?"
Voice: "This is Mr. Smith. Are you the neurologist seeing my wife?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Yes, but I literally just got here. I haven't been in the room, or even seen the chart yet."
Voice: "Well, what's going on with her?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Sir, I just got here. I have no idea yet. I can call you back..."
Voice: "Okay, what do you think is going on with her?"
Dr. Grumpy: "I haven't had a chance to..."
Voice: "Okay, you obviously don't have the answers we need. Don't bother seeing her, I'll have them call another neurologist."