A lady comes in to the waiting room, sits down, and grabs a magazine. Other patients come and go, and after a few minutes Mary goes to the counter.
Mary: "Hi, ma'am. Are you here to see Dr. Grumpy or Dr. Pissy?"
Mary: "Oh, are you picking someone up?"
Mary: "Do you need to make an appointment?"
Lady: "No, thank you."
Mary: "Is there anything I can help you with?"
Lady: "No, I'm just reading the magazines. I didn't like the ones Dr. Lung has across the hall, and told them they could find me over here."