I was once in a mall and suddenly a naked man ran past me. I did not see him attack any slushie machines, though. I don't think he was under the influence of any drugs, either - he was about 18 years old and I suspect he was streaking through the mall on a dare. It was pretty funny.
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I just don't get enough calls for naked women who "feel hot and agitated". I just don't.
I was once in a mall and suddenly a naked man ran past me. I did not see him attack any slushie machines, though. I don't think he was under the influence of any drugs, either - he was about 18 years old and I suspect he was streaking through the mall on a dare. It was pretty funny.
That's just so very, very sad. I feel terrible for her children who were waiting in the car.
Disturbing.
Well, that one way to drop my habit of too many slushies. You don't know who's been messy with the stuff!
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