After spending all afternoon with MY mother in the transfusion room two weeks into chemo, I am considering perpetrating a mischief. Into the mouth of that "babe". With soap.
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6 comments:
Note to self...do not have coffee in my mouth when reading Dr. Grumpy.
Why did Dad choose to die ? I think we are formulating a theory.
WAIT!! I have an unknown sister somewhere that ALSO has been "left" to deal with mom???
She won't be allowed into heaven with an attitude like that.
After spending all afternoon with MY mother in the transfusion room two weeks into chemo, I am considering perpetrating a mischief. Into the mouth of that "babe". With soap.
Grumpy:
Guess Dad figured she needed her share of Hades now to repent.
Yes, very touching...if if would have gotten anymore touching, you'd have to call Senior Services.
I love dysfunctional families! They provide hours of analysis/entertainment for nurses.
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