Monday, October 21, 2013

Hmmmmm...

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you married or single?"

Mr. Shakes: "Um, do you think the girl who drove me can hear us? She's out in your lobby."

Dr. Grumpy: "No, not through these doors."

Mr. Shakes: "Then I'm single."

13 comments:

bluetoothbuddha said...

Yet another Desperate-To-Be-Housewife.

Julie said...

She's his girlfriend but he has commitment issues?

Anonymous said...

Guess it depends on who is listening...;)

murgatr
Pharm.Tech. RDC '06

Ivan Ilyich said...

I was expecting the other answer.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he wants to date you, Doctor Grumpy. Say, why would you need to know his marital status anyway?

Li'l Azathoth said...

"She said she was saving herself till marriage, so I bought a cheap ring and got one of my drinking buddies to pretend to be a minister. She still doesn't suspect a thing. Best part is, she cooks and cleans too."

Anonymous said...

"I told her I didn't have cab fare, but if she waited in your lobby, my wife would come by with the money. By the way, does this office have a back exit?"

Anonymous said...

"By the way, do they teach you anything in medical school about how to dispose of bodies?"

Anonymous said...

"I actually delivered our 'get' to the rabbi last week. But I'm hoping that, if she doesn't know that, maybe she'll hire a couple of hunky guys to tie me up and beat me."

Anonymous said...

"I just hope that what all those right-wing talk radio hosts say is true, and that, now that gay marriage is legal in our state, it's only a matter of time until a man can marry his dog. And I hope that Lady Fluffarella is alive to see that day."

Anonymous said...

"By the way, do you know how to change your Facebook privacy settings so that they don't have someone constantly tailing you?"

Kim said...

She is a hired driver and she was hitting on him. He told her he was married to get her to leave him alone. He's not married.

Jedi Master Ivyan said...

I'm guessing he started wearing a ring to attract home-wreckers and he's still pretending to be married. He could stage a divorce and marry the girl. Or just string her along...

 
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