Friday, August 23, 2013
Patient quote of the day
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"Why do I have to let you know whenever I have a seizure? You're not my fucking mother."
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
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This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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9 comments:
Keep that up and I will wash your mouth out with soap.
Tourette's maybe?
Obviously, asking about his neurological condition is a breach of his personal privacy.
I assume we can safely characterize this patient as "noncompliant"?
easy reply " Keep that attitude up dude and You're not my fucking Patient. Your move"
Kay
ROFLMAO ~ I hope you replied "yeah but I am your fuckin' doctor"
Caused by recreational drug use?
Love Kay's response. What we really want to say to patients.
How did you respond, Dr. Grumpy? I have epilepsy, and if I responded to a question like that to my neuro, then I'd most likely be shit canned and reported to the DMV!
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