Mr. Platelet: "Hi, I need you to call the pharmacist about my Plavix."
Dr. Grumpy: "What's wrong? I thought Annie called it in earlier today?"
Mr. Platelet: "Yeah, but they're trying to pull a fast one on me. They tried to give me something called Clopidogrel, and they're telling me it's the same. And I've never taken Clopidogrel!"
Dr. Grumpy: "It is the same. Clopidogrel is just the generic name."
Mr. Platelet: "It is?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Yeah."
Mr. Platelet: "Oh crap. Normally my wife picks it up for me, too. I've just never noticed."
Dr. Grumpy: "Same drug. Just go get it."
Mr. Platelet: "Um, can you call it in to another pharmacy for me? After the way I acted I'm too embarrassed to go back there now."