Mrs. Etoh: "Yeah, I need to see Dr. Grumpy about my migraines, and a car accident."
Mary: "Okay... Generally he doesn't see legal cases. Are the 2 related?"
Mrs. Etoh: "Yeah, a migraine caused me to have a car accident, and I need someone willing to testify to that in court."
Mary: "I'm sorry, that isn't the sort of thing Dr. Grumpy does."
Mrs. Etoh: "Well, the police claim it was because my blood alcohol was 5 times the legal limit, so I need to find a neurologist to say it was falsely that high because of a migraine, and that I hadn't been drinking at all. Will he do that?"
Mary: "No. Have a nice day."