I really wish there was a box where I could type "I don't remember."
Friday, January 25, 2013
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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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10 comments:
That would be the box for 'no, I don't remember watching any TV except for the set in the waiting room I glimpsed on the way to clean Ed's tank, which is on the Health Network, and the big flatscreen in McDonald's that their corporate policy has set exclusively to Fox News Only, and the 25 sets in the Costco Electronics Dept. set on their annoying store advertisement 24/7, or the set in breakroom tuned to CNN, Weather Channel, and last week, the teen-age receptionist from downstairs had on ... during a restroom break ... .'
And then there are the montitors in the grocery stores that ask you to consider buying their products...
"I foget"
Cold, really cold and I am not talking about the weather in the Northeast. It is you Dr. G who rival the harridan's breast. Amusing in a black, black , dark and cold way. Hate to admit to laughing as that would put me in that same category and I always fear schadenfreude. And thus ladies and gentlmen you have the nutshell version of Catholic Guilt Complex. We would like pleasurable moments but fear the punishment.
That's funny, I don't care who your are.
"Call up your doctor right now, before you forget, and ask if [our drug] is right for you."
"How many of the Golden Girls can you name?"
If you took your Ginko Biloba, would you need those meds?
Nancy, I thought that was Rocky Balboa.
For my case, I will tell no because I have never seen the ads in TV.
Alzheimers medication ads TV?!? FTW!!!
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