Doctor Grumpy in the House: Today's criminal tip

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Today's criminal tip

When trying to use a stolen credit card, don't hand it to the guy you just stole it from.

Thank you, Don!

3 comments:

Losara said...: I'm getting a little suspicious of you giving criminals all these helpful tips!; September 13, 2012 at 6:18 PM
Anonymous said...: I heard about this one on the way to work. That old 'Found it in the parking lot' excuse. Geez, I only find candy wrappers and pop cans ...; September 13, 2012 at 8:45 PM
Leslie said...: I had someone try to sell my dictaphone, very clearly labeled with my name, in the ER at the hospital where I work, to one of my patients. She figured out it wasn't me and called 911.; September 14, 2012 at 9:12 AM

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