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14 comments:
So tell the owners of the long slender objects that they will have to told their own for a while.
I said to my doctor, "Hey, Doc, it hurts when I go like this". He said, "Don't go like that".
let's hope she doesn't work as a "massage therapist". It might not have a happy ending.
Well there's your problem... do something with the object instead of just HOLDING it.
Oh Jumpin Jeebus on a Pogostick, Officer Cynical IS MY MOTHER!!!!
AUUUUUGGHGHGHGH!!!
No big deal, it is not like she is on the LPGA or something.
And as to you Dr. G, again no big deal.
Pens and pencils? Never mind.
Maybe she should practice with shake weights. You know, for uh, physical therapy.
What was the diagnosis?
My wife apparently suffers from the same condition.
brent said...
let's hope she doesn't work as a "massage therapist". It might not have a happy ending.
haha
Yes, brent, because that comment hasn't been done to death at all. Ha. Ha.
I (female) still don't know how it is that carpal tunnel is not near-universal in humane males by the age of fourteen.
Knitting needles?
Maybe Miss Carpal should be holding short fat objects instesad? Just sayin'....
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