Craig: "FRANK ATE ALL THE BROWNIES!!!
Marie: "YEAH! I PACKED 3 BROWNIES FOR US TO HAVE AS SNACKS AND HE ATE ALL OF THEM!"
Dr. Grumpy: "Frank, did you eat all the brownies?"
Frank (with chocolate all over his face) "Mmmph. Yeah, but I had to."
Dr. Grumpy: "Why?"
Frank: "Because! Look at this wrapper! They all expired last month, so it wasn't safe for them to eat! I did it to make sure they'd be okay."