Ms. Nurse: "Well... Yeah..."
Dr. Grumpy: "What's wrong?"
Ms. Nurse: "I'm really scared to talk about it... I took something that a friend gave me. I don't have my own prescription, so I'm worried about losing my nursing license if people find out."
Dr. Grumpy: "Well, I'm not looking to get you in trouble, and to help you I need to know what you've already tried."
Ms. Nurse: "It was" (looks down) "Ibuprofen."
Dr. Grumpy: "Did you say Ibuprofen?"
Ms. Nurse: "Yes. Oh, God, please don't report me. I know it was wrong."
Dr. Grumpy: "Um, it's over-the-counter."
Ms. Nurse: "You don't understand! This was the prescription-only 800mg! It wasn't even my prescription! I'm sorry, I can't believe I did something like that. I'm really not that kind of person!"
Dr. Grumpy: "I wouldn't worry about it."