Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Patient quote of the day

"My blood pressure is intermittently sporadic. It happens randomly."
Posted by Grumpy, M.D. at 4:00 AM

12 comments:

cliffintokyo said...

Boy, stringing those big words together randomly at sporadic intervals sure makes me look smart!!!
(But doesn't seem to do a thing for my hypertension...)
Fresh cream donuts anyone?

August 29, 2012 at 5:23 AM
Mr Mobius said...

My blood pressure changes intermittently 80 times per minute.

It isn't random though, but quite regular. No AF here.

August 29, 2012 at 9:08 AM
Anonymous said...

Hmm... that could be a problem. If it were to merely fluctuate, you wouldn't have to be as concerned.

August 29, 2012 at 11:31 AM
bobbie said...

What's the ACLS algorithm for that???

August 29, 2012 at 12:19 PM
brent said...

is he/she an internist?

August 29, 2012 at 12:48 PM
Hotblack Desiato said...

I know the feeling.

August 29, 2012 at 2:50 PM
Anonymous said...

That's fine, so long as it is not consistently constant.

August 29, 2012 at 4:39 PM
Mockingbird said...

My blood pressure always spikes after a one pound New York strip.
And my blood flows north when I'm on my southbound mule. Always.

August 29, 2012 at 4:56 PM
Rain23 said...

Wow. That was pretty random, even for Grumpy's blog!

August 29, 2012 at 6:55 PM
Anonymous said...

Maybe not the circulatory system? Maybe neurons in the central nervous system?

August 29, 2012 at 9:17 PM
Anonymous said...

TO STEAL PART OF A LINE...


0/0 IS THE MOST STABLE BP....

August 30, 2012 at 9:15 AM
Anonymous said...

Fulminant thesauropathy.

September 2, 2012 at 8:17 PM

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