Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Patient quote of the day

"My blood pressure is intermittently sporadic. It happens randomly."

12 comments:

cliffintokyo said...

Boy, stringing those big words together randomly at sporadic intervals sure makes me look smart!!!
(But doesn't seem to do a thing for my hypertension...)
Fresh cream donuts anyone?

Mr Mobius said...

My blood pressure changes intermittently 80 times per minute.

It isn't random though, but quite regular. No AF here.

Anonymous said...

Hmm... that could be a problem. If it were to merely fluctuate, you wouldn't have to be as concerned.

bobbie said...

What's the ACLS algorithm for that???

brent said...

is he/she an internist?

Hotblack Desiato said...

I know the feeling.

Anonymous said...

That's fine, so long as it is not consistently constant.

Mockingbird said...

My blood pressure always spikes after a one pound New York strip.
And my blood flows north when I'm on my southbound mule. Always.

Rain23 said...

Wow. That was pretty random, even for Grumpy's blog!

Anonymous said...

Maybe not the circulatory system? Maybe neurons in the central nervous system?

Anonymous said...

TO STEAL PART OF A LINE...


0/0 IS THE MOST STABLE BP....

Anonymous said...

Fulminant thesauropathy.

 
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