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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
Singing Foo!
Singing Foo!
Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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- BUSTED!
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- Does she live near a nuclear plant?
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12 comments:
Boy, stringing those big words together randomly at sporadic intervals sure makes me look smart!!!
(But doesn't seem to do a thing for my hypertension...)
Fresh cream donuts anyone?
My blood pressure changes intermittently 80 times per minute.
It isn't random though, but quite regular. No AF here.
Hmm... that could be a problem. If it were to merely fluctuate, you wouldn't have to be as concerned.
What's the ACLS algorithm for that???
is he/she an internist?
I know the feeling.
That's fine, so long as it is not consistently constant.
My blood pressure always spikes after a one pound New York strip.
And my blood flows north when I'm on my southbound mule. Always.
Wow. That was pretty random, even for Grumpy's blog!
Maybe not the circulatory system? Maybe neurons in the central nervous system?
TO STEAL PART OF A LINE...
0/0 IS THE MOST STABLE BP....
Fulminant thesauropathy.
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