Mrs. Adna-Thompson: "Hi, I'm one of your patients, and I'm at Glove World amusement park today."
Dr. Grumpy: "What can I do for you?"
Mrs. Adna-Thompson: "Well, we're in line for the Fiery Fist O' Pain, the roller coaster that goes upside down a few times. I'm afraid the upside down part will give me a migraine."
Dr. Grumpy: "So..."
Mrs. Adna-Thompson: "So, can I hand my phone to the attendant? I want you to tell him not to send my car on the upside-down part."
Dr. Grumpy: "Um, I think that's a function of the track. There's nothing he can do about it. Why don't you just not go on the ride?"
Mrs. Adna-Thompson: "That's what the attendant and my husband both said! You're no help at all!"