Mr. Beer: "Hi ya, Doc, how ya doin'?"
Dr. Grumpy: "What can I do for you, sir?
Mr. Beer: "How's Las Vegas? I LOVE Las Vegas."
Dr. Grumpy: "It was fine. Why are you calling?"
Mr. Beer: "Mary had said you were going to be in Vegas, so I thought I'd give you some pointers. I have a great Blackjack system, and there's an awesome bar over at..."
Dr. Grumpy: "I'm home. If you don't have a medical reason to be calling, then I'm getting off the phone."
Mr. Beer: "Hang on, why don't you get something to write on, in case you go back, and..."
Dr. Grumpy: "Good night."