Doctor Grumpy in the House: "Dude! Let's smoke some okra!"

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

"Dude! Let's smoke some okra!"

Yes, sometimes you can be desperate. Or not very bright. Or both.

Thank you, Lauren!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...: Crap. I could have had a V8.; August 3, 2011 at 10:27 PM
Anonymous said...: Personally, I prefer filé powder.; August 4, 2011 at 1:12 AM
Jess said...: I hope this doesn't become a pattern that requires signing a document to buy okra.; August 4, 2011 at 7:35 AM
Anonymous said...: What's that sound?
Bells?
Why it's the Okra Blossom Special, or maybe the Darwin Express.
I hope this bozo never breeds.; August 4, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Anonymous said...: makes me want to run out and plant some okra; August 4, 2011 at 10:15 AM
knitalot3 said...: What's wrong with parsley?; August 4, 2011 at 6:06 PM
Loren Pechtel said...: Can't charge him? I would think he could be charged with the destruction of the plants even if the leaves have no value.; August 4, 2011 at 6:22 PM

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