Dr. Veterinarian: "No, I've been spayed. Uh, I mean, I had my tubes tied."
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Doctor talk
Dr. Veterinarian: "No, I've been spayed. Uh, I mean, I had my tubes tied."
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
Dr. Grumpy: "Do you take birth control pills?"
Dr. Veterinarian: "No, I've been spayed. Uh, I mean, I had my tubes tied."
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Dr. Veterinarian: "No, I've been spayed. Uh, I mean, I had my tubes tied."
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
Singing Foo!
Singing Foo!
Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Blog Archive
-
▼
2011
(616)
-
▼
August
(51)
- Today's tip
- Attention patients!
- In the news
- Dear Dr. Whozawhatsit,
- Mary's desk, August 29, 2011
- First day of school
- Maybe she can get a job at Dunkin Donuts now...
- Sunday morning, 1:38 a.m.
- Great sign placement
- Friday afternoon whatever
- Thursday afternoon: 3:49 p.m.
- Great moments in refrigerators
- No matter where you go, there you are
- Crime in America
- Summer Vacation, Day 10
- Summer Vacation, Day 9
- Summer Vacation, Day 8
- Summer Vacation, Day 7
- Breaking medical news!
- Summer Vacation, Day 6
- Summer Vacation, Day 5
- Today's medical advice
- Inventions
- Summer Vacation, Day 4
- "This is the 911 operator, what's your emergency?"
- Summer Vacation, Day 3
- Fly the REALLY friendly skies!
- Summer Vacation, Day 2
- Summer Vacation, Day 1
- Heart of Darkness
- And in today's news...
- Lost her vote, I guess
- Correlation and Causation
- Things that make me grumpy
- Crash course
- Mary's desk, August 9, 2011
- Hole-in-one
- Now THIS game just screams "excitement!"
- It's never a good sign...
- Caring
- Important research
- Random Saturday pictures
- Think, think... Brain blast!
- Annie's desk, August 4, 2011
- Things that make me grumpy
- "Dude! Let's smoke some okra!"
- Doctor talk
- But does it treat syphilis?
- "You want that plain, glazed, or with sprinkles?" ...
- Great moments on rounds
- Sunday afternoon
-
▼
August
(51)
18 comments:
Responsible pet owner.
:) Yep, sounds like a vet.
ER's Mom here:
AWESOME!!!!!!
I agree wholeheartedly...AWESOME!
Me too -- AWESOME.
I was 28 when I had it done so always tell people I have been spayed,it usually gives me enough time to walk away before they ask why :)
Someone listened to bob barker. . .
YES! I call it that, too.
I usually ask my friends who say they are done having kids which one is going to the vet. It is cheaper than going to a human doctor.
Did you reply, "Bark like a Dog!" In a Carl Spackler voice?
Just as long as she doesn't say her husband's been neutered.
I say it all the time, when asked what my job title is I write down "Domestic Engineer." It's for my own entertainment.
Yes, resposible multidog owner who has made that pronouncement more than once. BTW, would have been much cheaper if I could have gotten the vet to do it vs an OB/GYN;)
Speaking as a veterinarian with clips on her Fallopian tubes, it is not the same thing. A spay involves removal of the ovaries and almost all of the uterus. If my OBGYN had removed all that from me, I would have gelded him...without anesthesia.
Oh come on.... it's ovariohysterectamey.... :)
You're right, Can'tSpell, DVM. You can't spell ovariohysterectomy, or oophorohysterectomy for that matter. I can, though.
If you ask me, patient needs a lip suction job, for word use control,
perhaps coupled with front lobe reprogramming.
I know this is a super old posting, but I'm sure I'm not the only one that comes to the blog as a new reader and reads way back.
I had to reply, because this reminded me of when I was a kid. I can't remember how old I was, but I started bugging my mom asking for a younger brother or sister. Eventually my mom told me it was impossible, could never happen. I asked why, and she said my dad had surgery so that he couldn't have any more kids. So I went to school and told all my friends that my dad was neutered.
Post a Comment