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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
Singing Foo!
Singing Foo!
Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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- Today's tip
- Attention patients!
- In the news
- Dear Dr. Whozawhatsit,
- Mary's desk, August 29, 2011
- First day of school
- Maybe she can get a job at Dunkin Donuts now...
- Sunday morning, 1:38 a.m.
- Great sign placement
- Friday afternoon whatever
- Thursday afternoon: 3:49 p.m.
- Great moments in refrigerators
- No matter where you go, there you are
- Crime in America
- Summer Vacation, Day 10
- Summer Vacation, Day 9
- Summer Vacation, Day 8
- Summer Vacation, Day 7
- Breaking medical news!
- Summer Vacation, Day 6
- Summer Vacation, Day 5
- Today's medical advice
- Inventions
- Summer Vacation, Day 4
- "This is the 911 operator, what's your emergency?"
- Summer Vacation, Day 3
- Fly the REALLY friendly skies!
- Summer Vacation, Day 2
- Summer Vacation, Day 1
- Heart of Darkness
- And in today's news...
- Lost her vote, I guess
- Correlation and Causation
- Things that make me grumpy
- Crash course
- Mary's desk, August 9, 2011
- Hole-in-one
- Now THIS game just screams "excitement!"
- It's never a good sign...
- Caring
- Important research
- Random Saturday pictures
- Think, think... Brain blast!
- Annie's desk, August 4, 2011
- Things that make me grumpy
- "Dude! Let's smoke some okra!"
- Doctor talk
- But does it treat syphilis?
- "You want that plain, glazed, or with sprinkles?" ...
- Great moments on rounds
- Sunday afternoon
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7 comments:
I think after the first time someone crashed a stolen vehicle into my store I would make my fancy fake vagina toys a custom order kind of deal, no more keeping those out in the store.
Yeah, but to do custom orders you'd have to hire someone to take the guy's measurements...
I think that store needs to make the "No Crashing Cars and Stealing Sex Toys" sign a little larger.
Every time you think you see a new low...you are wrong.
$800? Damn, I'm in the wrong business!
"I know it's wrong to steal, but, just once in my life, I wanted to experience an $800 orgasm. Ever since I saw Robin Leach demonstrate one of these on 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous,' I haven't been able to think about anything else."
OMFG!
I'll be laughing all day about this.
People will think I'm strange.
They will be right.
Sex toys just aren't that expensive. Gheezsh--pull out your credit card already.
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