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I'd like to thank a pharmacist, who I suspect wishes to remain anonymous, for sending in this allergy note that a patient handed her.
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14 comments:
In fairness to pharmacists, it was likely a technician or intern that wrote that note. I know it's something I always delegate.
LOL
Sounds like a rap song line "My penis illin' "
Ok. Is it just me or was I the only one that giggled when I hit the "Click to enlarge)"?
annonymous @ 8:16 AM -
thanks for pointing it out, guess you are not the only one now :D
Freudian
I'm allergic to it, and always have a hard time spelling it even though i have looked up the word several times.It doesn't help that most of the time, I'm in pain or with a killer headache for waking too early in the morning to my appointment before classes and missed my morning coffee .
penicilline...
penniciline...
penicillin...
...i could go on forever.
does dejafait get that the pharmacist was laughing at the penis, er I mean mispelled word, and had nothing to do with writing it? It was handed to him by a patient. What is with these always appropriate boring pharmacy types?
The penis mightier than the sword.
It's called the hot beef injection.
Better that than vagisillin (my spell checker just had a seizure)
Does the patient still need birth control then?
Truthfully, how often does a medical professional write it out? I usually see PCN.
Sounds like a good antibiotic for the gentleman who shot his trouser snake with the pink handgun...
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