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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
Singing Foo!
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Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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- Today's tip
- Attention patients!
- In the news
- Dear Dr. Whozawhatsit,
- Mary's desk, August 29, 2011
- First day of school
- Maybe she can get a job at Dunkin Donuts now...
- Sunday morning, 1:38 a.m.
- Great sign placement
- Friday afternoon whatever
- Thursday afternoon: 3:49 p.m.
- Great moments in refrigerators
- No matter where you go, there you are
- Crime in America
- Summer Vacation, Day 10
- Summer Vacation, Day 9
- Summer Vacation, Day 8
- Summer Vacation, Day 7
- Breaking medical news!
- Summer Vacation, Day 6
- Summer Vacation, Day 5
- Today's medical advice
- Inventions
- Summer Vacation, Day 4
- "This is the 911 operator, what's your emergency?"
- Summer Vacation, Day 3
- Fly the REALLY friendly skies!
- Summer Vacation, Day 2
- Summer Vacation, Day 1
- Heart of Darkness
- And in today's news...
- Lost her vote, I guess
- Correlation and Causation
- Things that make me grumpy
- Crash course
- Mary's desk, August 9, 2011
- Hole-in-one
- Now THIS game just screams "excitement!"
- It's never a good sign...
- Caring
- Important research
- Random Saturday pictures
- Think, think... Brain blast!
- Annie's desk, August 4, 2011
- Things that make me grumpy
- "Dude! Let's smoke some okra!"
- Doctor talk
- But does it treat syphilis?
- "You want that plain, glazed, or with sprinkles?" ...
- Great moments on rounds
- Sunday afternoon
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6 comments:
He wound up pregnant from medical treatment? Malpractice! Probably rape, also.
I once got a letter for my results after my annual pap, stating everything was normal and I don't have prostate cancer.
So what? Men have been pregnant before. It's just a case of a mixed up lab result- which is terrible, of course. However if a cis woman got those results it wouldn't warrant an article.
The fact that the office sent out that letter just means they are trans* inclusive in their screw ups.
"We also recommend our special class on keeping your joey from falling out of your pouch."
I've had labels put on my medication by the pharmacy that have advised me not to take it while breastfeeding, and to alert my doctor if it caused irregular periods. I just smiled at the pharmacist and said "that really WOULD be irregular..."
Word verification: poducab
It's like the Great Spam Mystery in our house, in which my husband gets all the emails trying to sell him breast enlargement products, and I get all the emails trying to sell me products that either increase the size of my penis or increase the volume of my semen. I pride myself on having fooled not only my husband but numerous doctors, including several OBGYNs, into thinking I am a woman. Apparently I am a man who has borne (and breastfed) four children. Awesome, huh?
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