Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Patient quote of the day

"Doctor, my husband and I just got back from a trip to the Holy Land. Do you know that mostly Jews and Arabs live there?"

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

What the hell? Does she live under a rock?

Bethany said...

Wait... Jesus wasn't white!?

Rachelle said...

Wait... Jesus wasn't Christian!?

Medic13 said...

lol funny enough I live there...we have a few catholics and christians....Oh look I see one now!!!

Anonymous said...

How do you keep a straight face?!

Mockingbird said...

Oh yes, I know!
Are any...artisanal?

Anonymous said...

Beverly Hills is the Holy Land?

Kat's Kats said...

ROFLOLASTC!!! You're kidding me!!! No, wait. This was one of your patients. Geez Louise!! What do they teach in schools these days?! Oh wait. I forgot, parents don't want their kids to actually have to do homework anymore.

Captain Crab said...

Observant folks, aren't they?

minimedic said...

Your patients leave me speechless.

Anonymous said...

Should we be impressed that they found it on a map?

Axl Rose said...

Wait...Jesus is from Texas?

Packer said...

Sounds almost like Brooklyn NY.

ERP said...

Well, if they went to the Stonewall in NYC or The Haight in San Fran, they'd see different types in those "holy lands"

Anonymous said...

Actually, she/he had just embarked on another topic and realized she didn't want to got there with you, or appear racist, and juggled the balance of appearing instead a dummkopf or whatever, so made another faux pas instead.

Maha said...

I'll try very hard to be optimistic and say that at least they learned something new. But in the back if my mind I fear for humanity...

Maha

Ben S said...

Rachelle wins the thread.

The Mother said...

Maybe we should pad the area with Christians, and make them all feel better?

Oh, wait. They tried that during the Crusades. Didn't work then, either.

 
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