Wednesday, April 20, 2011
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"Doctor, my husband and I just got back from a trip to the Holy Land. Do you know that mostly Jews and Arabs live there?"
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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18 comments:
What the hell? Does she live under a rock?
Wait... Jesus wasn't white!?
Wait... Jesus wasn't Christian!?
lol funny enough I live there...we have a few catholics and christians....Oh look I see one now!!!
How do you keep a straight face?!
Oh yes, I know!
Are any...artisanal?
Beverly Hills is the Holy Land?
ROFLOLASTC!!! You're kidding me!!! No, wait. This was one of your patients. Geez Louise!! What do they teach in schools these days?! Oh wait. I forgot, parents don't want their kids to actually have to do homework anymore.
Observant folks, aren't they?
Your patients leave me speechless.
Should we be impressed that they found it on a map?
Wait...Jesus is from Texas?
Sounds almost like Brooklyn NY.
Well, if they went to the Stonewall in NYC or The Haight in San Fran, they'd see different types in those "holy lands"
Actually, she/he had just embarked on another topic and realized she didn't want to got there with you, or appear racist, and juggled the balance of appearing instead a dummkopf or whatever, so made another faux pas instead.
I'll try very hard to be optimistic and say that at least they learned something new. But in the back if my mind I fear for humanity...
Maha
Rachelle wins the thread.
Maybe we should pad the area with Christians, and make them all feel better?
Oh, wait. They tried that during the Crusades. Didn't work then, either.
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