Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Love and marriage

Dr. Grumpy: "How's your memory been?"

Mr. Amana: "I'm doing fine."

Mrs. Amana: "You're NOT doing fine! Last night you couldn't even remember how to work the microwave!"

Mr. Amana: "So what? It's the most complex damn thing in the house."

Mrs. Amana: "That's beside the point. I have no trouble working it."

Mr. Amana: "Could have fooled me. I have to eat your cooking."

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

just like every other marriage, that one is more complicated than the microwave.

Chris@Knucklehead! said...

Ba DUMP bump.

Anonymous said...

well, that proves he's still sharp.

The Mother said...

At least they have an oven. I would really love to have a working oven.

Lois said...

Chris beat me to the rim shot!

Anonymous said...

Well I think he's smarter than me because I'm terrible at working microwaves...

Melissa

Jon said...

Mr. Amana may have to go on a bread and water diet after that remark to the cook.

Sassy said...

So is sarcasm the last to go?

Packer said...

Do all long term marrieds wind up like the bickersons. I think it might have something to do with the impending parting, knowing it is coming produces a sharpness between partners--sort of easing the emotional toll to follow.

 
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