Mr. Amana: "I'm doing fine."
Mrs. Amana: "You're NOT doing fine! Last night you couldn't even remember how to work the microwave!"
Mr. Amana: "So what? It's the most complex damn thing in the house."
Mrs. Amana: "That's beside the point. I have no trouble working it."
Mr. Amana: "Could have fooled me. I have to eat your cooking."
9 comments:
just like every other marriage, that one is more complicated than the microwave.
Ba DUMP bump.
well, that proves he's still sharp.
At least they have an oven. I would really love to have a working oven.
Chris beat me to the rim shot!
Well I think he's smarter than me because I'm terrible at working microwaves...
Melissa
Mr. Amana may have to go on a bread and water diet after that remark to the cook.
So is sarcasm the last to go?
Do all long term marrieds wind up like the bickersons. I think it might have something to do with the impending parting, knowing it is coming produces a sharpness between partners--sort of easing the emotional toll to follow.
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