Dear Ms. Rutkowski,
Your business card was forwarded to me by a reader this week.
I must say, that in all the years I've dealt with various answering services, it never occurred to me that the operators lived in tanning beds.
If I'm wrong, and that happens to be your normal skin color, I'd suggest you see a dermatologist. They should be back from New Orleans by now.
p.s. I love the vintage green phone handset.