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Thursday, January 13, 2011
But he doesn't look a day over 400!
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On rounds last night, I discovered this line in a new patient's chart:
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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
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Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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15 comments:
must be single...
Man medical science is really advancing by leaps and bounds.
I hope a medical transcriptionist wasn't responsible for that mistake. :)
Signed,
A Medical Transcriptionist
If I was that old you're damn right I would have an acute something!
WV - dierr. How appropo!
Was his name Noah?
Maria - Exactly! As a fellow MT my first thought was please be an SR mistake.
Methuselah? is that you?
Highlander visiting your clinic??? Bring out the hankies....
Awesome. I actually snorted when I read that one.
Have hospital waiting times gotten THAT bad?
"Patient requested a room with no mirrors or crucifixes. Asked if he could score some tPA."
In biblical times, people lived longer. Which explains a lot, I think. Because we know that longevity isn't always associated with sanity.
"Have hospital waiting times gotten THAT bad?"
We have a winner! Lol.
I have to agree with Maria, although being an experienced transcriptionist as well I am quite certain you've been the victim of spa-peach wreck ignition software. Buahahahahahaa!
Yours Truly,
A Cranky Transcriptionist
Dr who????
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